nakkal times

First before beginning I would like to seek the blessings of kadavul, the elemental and supernatural. Wondering why I’ve suddenly become so religious today?? Simple, it was gods grace and help, which made me, sit through Ah…Aah, if not for God I would have walked out half way through.

Summary:
SJ Suryah and Nila are in a live in relationship, then Nila decides to start a resturant with her friends brother. Suryah becomes jealous and suspicious, and they decide to part ways. In the end it is left to the memories of these two people to unite them.

My Views

1)opening scene Barathiraja style la suryah gives a speech, eppadi for the first time he has given nenaivugal a body and form etc and then about how it’s the first movie which has been names by fans etc,idu konjam over

2) from then there is a song, a la rajni style over build up for suryah, the song is anbe aaruriye, and the line ‘1000kodi perul oruvan, adiyan tamzihan naandan!’ idu over-o-over



3)tamil cinema fans ellam ramarajan oda brilliant dressing sense a miss pannom, inimeal, pesama SJ Suryah va pakka vendiyathu dhaan, avan dress pannarathu ramarajan style la dhaan (mettai pink shirt, danger lite read colour pant) ida parthu naalu perukku kannu nollai A poiRuthu

4)padathuku overa beading pottan, nila next simran, nenaivugul mudal muraiya kadhalargala unite pannarathu ellam, annal oru important vishyama madanduttal suryah, beading potta, olla edavathu sarakku irukKanom!, ingai onnuma illai

5)poduva ellorum harda work panni mandai kanJi pochuNu solluvom, adOda true meaning teriyanam na poi Ah….AAH a parungo!!

6)all the songs appear abruptly, there is no sense in their placing, and they are irritating, ella videos kevalam, summa ella pattukum 100 per grp dance, no edarTham

7)Suryah future la blue film edukaratha idea pola irukku, aduna dhaan inda padathuku B.F nu title vecchan!!

8) tamil nattula Xerox copy kuda madippu ondu, annal adu Rajini copy a irunda, not simran,

9) suryah padathulla romba polished person nu peru, annal language a partha he seems like pucca local ( I mean slum dweller types) match alai

10) climax is throwback to the 80s when it is filled with melodrama

11)nenaivugal ellam getting form and then the nenaivu ulagam too much, ghost world aavadhu nambalam, annal idu too much, suryah ku mandai kanJi pochu pola irukku

12)suryah is TR varisu, ella velaium avan panneran, from Story, Screenplay, Dialogues, Direction, Production And Acting. Evloav velai pannarathu nala, the movie is unwatchable!!

13)last la suryah says ‘nalla nevugalkuKu eppovumae tholvi illai’ or something on those lines. Anda nalla ennothoda avan padam edhuthaan, annal padam oothals,

14)Triplicane meen market la ‘e’ ottrathukuu aalu thevaiam, pesama I am recommending SJ Suryah for tat post, kaia vecchikittu summa irukkama, aatikitta irukkan padam pura

15)suryah dialogue delivery is like a tune, ora pitch, ora metre, ora tone, summa oru theanJi pona Tape recorder madri pesaran!!

16)if u enjoy adult humour, stick to SMSs or internet, inda padathula there is so little to even call it an adult comedy

17)summa oru rendu A joke sonna pasanga wont watch the movie, edo flukela NEW run panna, ne edukara ella kuppaium makkal pakkamattangal

18)herione simran mathiri pesa try panni,eli idukkula mattina mathiri, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaksaranga..eeeeeeeeekkkkkks....

19) Hero Innum neenga 9 vayasu payyan mathiri thaan pesureenga.,semai body herokku, summa avaru cut baniyan potu vandha.. ellam ponnungalum flat, matha scenla,rendu alladhu moonu baniyan potta thaaan panjathula adipatadhellam maraiyudhu.

20)Romba sikkanama edhutha padam pola irku, oru cake kooda waste pannama eduthirukanga, heroine madam,producer paisa neenga saapda thaan, konjam konjama kathukanga

21)rather than watching this movie, chinese torture would be heaven. if u have someone whom u dont like i suggest u buy tickets to this movie and give it to them!!!its the best form of non-bloodletting torture!!

22)suryah shud stick to dealing with subjects he knows, i suggest his next movie is with Shakeela as the lead and a 'bit' padam, idu nalla vodum, illati eppadi Gaiety theatre evloav nala irukum?? suryah neenga pesama 'bit\scene'padam edukamam, engalai torture pannathengal!!

Risk Rating : Red Stay Away Bottomline

It’s a horrible film, the adult humour present is little, it’s just unwatchable especially for the story and the execution, stay away, any age, even if u enjoy adult humour. Hindu reviews r biased, cause this movie got a decent review!!

Compared to Ah....Aah

Anniyanku oru Monument Kattalam (its a brilliant movie)
thotti jayaku oru chinna kovil kattalam!!(good movie compared to Ah...Aah)
and i tot both the above movies were bad, i stand corrected, thotti is a good movie and anniyan a master piece compared to Ah...Aah!!


with inputs from cutefreaky

Summary

Simbu (thotti Jaya) is a adi aalu, he loves Gopika who just happend sot be the bosses chinna veedu's daughter, so the boss decides that Thotti Jaya shud be eliminated. sotry is about how simbu kills his boss and escapes wit Gopika

MY Views

1)opening scene la chimpu (adavadu chinna chimpu)beats the guy who fights wit his boss(in the hotel he is working), and th eboss gives chimpu money for beating tat guy. adukku apporam chimpu realises that aala adikarathu is good business. annal oru 8vaisu paiyan a parthu oru kadamadu madri irukkara aalu baiyapadarathu is koknjam over-o-over.

2)villianl oda peru CHEENA-THANA, chimpu ku Saran padathula act pannanom nu aasai pola iruku, adukkunu inda ice romba over.

3)chimpu graduate pannittan!!, munnadi padathula ellam avan oru student rowdy, inda padathula avan oru proper rowdy.

4)Dhanuku kaila kasu illai pola irukku, chimpu uniform potta madri ella scene la um ora dress la varan

5)padam odadathu nu dhanu ku teriyum pola irukku, adu nala, inda padathula, oru item number illai, but RENDU, aduvun second la the dame wears least (i mean literally) possible clothing

6)chimpu ku superman levelku oru buildup, elloruyum adikaran, pesama avanuku pant mela oru jettia poda sollu, padathoda pera "JETTI PAIYAN" nu change pannidlam.

7)chimpu romba intese performance kuduknom nu try panniirukkan, adunala, ella scene la um murachi murachi dialogue ellam deliver panaran, adu konjam kevala irukku

8)when ever chimpu speaks his odambu shivers, kai steadyavae illai, i think avan intense performance kosram konjam quarter ethiirkan pola irukku

9)gopika is preparing for MEGA SERIAL debut pola irukku, in every scene she cries, kodumai, thanga mudiyala, pesama aval mega serial ku poidulam, apporam enna madri pasangal will also watch mega serial for her (ippo inda madri kevalamana padam ellam pakkaram)

10)pudhu villan, pakka bayama irukkar, annal actine koknjam kevalam

11)climax la after chimpu kills cheena thaana, haneefa anda katthi a vangi takes the blame (remember a famous movie wit similar ending?? devar magan, thalai padatha copy pannarathu nalla illai)

12) what is good in the movie? chimpu, what is bad in the movie? chimpu!

13)earlier the parents oppsing kadhal wud be rich girl-poor boy types, ippo the rich girl has been replaced wit rowdy\dada having some connection with girl, adu dhaan difference, otherwise nothing else, same with THOTTI too.

Risk Rating: Orange - watch it at ur own risk,

BOttom LIne
chimpu takes over the mantle of jr tr, putting all speculation to rest. this movie is an indian version of action movies wit no kadhai, like rambo, annal rambo the action is anyday much better than this movie. THOTTI JAYA = JETTI PAIYAN!!

It is my dream to host a proper Nakkal Show and interview cine stars, adu easy, the important things is the questions I will ask them, adu dhaan kastam, so ippovae prepare panni vecchiirukken, wat questions to ask these stars.

My Motto

“Oru kealvi kettalum, adu punch kealvi a irukkunom”
enna panarathu, ippo ellarum punch puncha kekkarangal



Rajini

Me: ‘sir, oru kevalama white wash panna sevaru madri moonji la powder poosikittu, oru 60 vaisu kelavan maratha sutthi avan ponnu vaisu irukkara oru ponna oda dance aadaran adu gnayama?’

Rajini ‘ kanna inga paru, nee yara patthi pesara??’

Me: ‘ ongala patthi dhaan sir, naan pana vendiya velaia neenga panna enakku vairu patthikittu yearithu’

Rajini: ‘hahahaha (characteristic laugh), appo appo ena oru glass tea poda vidaraya on vairula??’

Me: ‘ joke adikadanga saar, nan serious a pesiketrukkan’

Rajini: makkal pakkerangal, adu nala naan panneran, idu eppadi irukku?? Kanna onu terinjiko, tamil nattula dhaan Xerox copy ku kuda kai thattal varum , kuripa enna copy adikaravanukku.

Onakku china vaisu, idu ella puriyathu, naan screen la vandala, makkaloda moolai kolambi poidarathu, ennoda effect adu.

Me: (aside): ‘ vaia kuduthu mattikettan, enna asinga padathitar cycle gap la, idu thevaiya?? Makkala neenga yarum rajini a kuttram solladhengo, avar oru thanni sorry thani kattu raja’


Interview Over

Captain Vijay kanth

Me:sir, onga ella padathulum en saar Pakistan thevarathikal irukkengal??

Capi: en iniya tamil makkela, nan aarasiyalil eranga poran, adukku ongola aadaravu vendum. En kolgai, makkal dhaan, namba nattuilla ippo
100 kodi per irukkenga,
mottha bathroom kanakku verum 30 koodi dhaan
bakki 70 koodi enna pannuvanga??
(romba pesitar, ippo break for breath)

Me: avanga open toilet dhaan,aadu maadu ellam toilet a use pannarathu?

Capi: avangalku kosaram,innom 70 koodi toilet kattuven, oru aalukku oru toilet

Me: sir, avanga ongala madri toiletlaya devadu kakka mattengal.

Capi: innoru prechanai, namba tamil nattulayum, Pakistan teevarathigal nadamattam adigam aagituirukku, ada mudala kuraikanom.

Captain goes on taking and blabbering

Me (aside): makkala, Capi kitta neenga sollarathu onnum edupadathu, avar batatuku pesitta iruppar, panna vendiyata pannituiruppar

Based On TRP ratings the interviews will continue.

Summary

Take idhyam (old murali and heera movie), where hero doesnt comfess his love for the heroine till the end, add sethu (insanity angle) and then some imaginatoin for the cure and viola uve got oru kaluriyin kadhai). this is the entire story, but shot in alaipayuthae style, nothing new. Aracha Mavu

My Nakkal Views

1) as expected inda padathula arya punch dialogue sollittan! annal only in the begening, introductoin ellam oru periya star levelukku irukku, annal rods ellam bend panarathu konjam over dhaan!

2)director differenta edavathu pannanomnu romba think pannar, mandai kanji poi, oru kevalamana ideava use pannirukkar, 'recreation treatment' since arya goes insane during college, he shud be back in that enviromne tot recover his memory and all, and also express his love for sonia agarwal

3) Oru Nal Oru kanavu illa vara kajuraho song too many retakes pola irukku, anda ice cream ellam is visible in sonia agarwals size! (or since she is an associate director she doesnt have to be bothered about weight i presume)

4)for the opening song Yuvan has copied his own april mathatil song, idu sa rajkumar pannara velai, why yuvan?

5) in the begennin of the movie arya thanni adipan, anda bodhai erangalai pola irukku, padam pura thanni pota madri act pannirukkan

6) around 15 yrs ago in idhyam la charlie is a student, inda padathla he is a professor

7)Pyramid Natrajans character has an uncanny resemblence to Jeppiar of satyabama, rendu perum sarayam katchi dhan college kattinangal

8)adam pura ellorum friends kaga theyll give their life sollikittairukkangal, pesama sethu pogathum appo janathogai koraium, friendship nu sollittu, ada ippadi insult pannittengal.

9)padam begening la mega serial madri sentiment overload, ennoda system almost break down aachu!

10) replacements for Sonia Agarwal to make me watch the movie more than once (heroine doesnt need to act, too much to expect in tamil cinema, only shud look good, sonai agarwal looks bad wit her stupid grin, Kadhal kondean ill act panna madria inda padathula act pannirukka)
a) gopika
b)Sadha Sada
c)keralathu penkutti Asin
d)Muzhi Jo

11) telepathy ellam to find out if one is in love ellam too much, apporam ulagathuilla padhi per wont find love

Risk Rating: Organge, watch it at ur own risk

Bottom line: serious padam nu peru, annal this years best comic film, only if u mock it, depend on ur viewing company, kalaikarathu suuuuupppppeeeer padam